BeEoTcH.com

The Most Outrageous Sensitivity and Political Correctness Training on the Web!

Tired of being called out for insensitivity? Can't tell the difference between a microaggression and a compliment? Don't want to be called a domestic terrorist anymore when all you do is speak about the love of your freedom? Hate being accused of streaming the movie Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo when you haven't seen that shit in decades? Have you been told you are in a hate group or your hat is made with too much tinfoil? Worry no more! At BeEoTcH.com, we are dedicated to turning the most callous neanderthals and extreme-right-wing super-nazis (anyone that has watched a few Tucker Carlson videos on YouTube) into snowflakes so delicate, they can't bear to hurt a soul.

Take it from us. We HAVE learned. We have MADE MISTAKES. We have destroyed friendships faster than you have been told to get another booster. You don't have to be a victim anymore of the woke mob. Just join them instead. We TEACH you! You LEARN!

Our uniquely designed courses are a one-stop-shop for all things woke! With over 10,000 hours of content, you'll go from being a politically incorrect pariah to the life of the politically correct party.

What sets us apart?

  • Tailor-Made Outrage: Our team of easily offended experts will analyze your social media profiles and tailor sensitivity lessons to every politically incorrect faux pas you've ever made. Remember that joke you made in 2010? We do.
  • Chat Checker: Do you need to say something in chat? Run it through our AI Chat Checker to ensure you won't piss off strangers, friends, family, or people you love. God forbid if they get upset then make up and exagerate anything about you to the extent of not even being true and maybe even illegal.
  • Microaggression Monopoly: Learn how to navigate the treacherous waters of conversation without stepping on anyone's toes – literally. Our patented "Microaggression Monopoly" board game will teach you how to avoid landmines of insensitivity, and become the king or queen of tact.
  • Snowflake Simulator: Our groundbreaking VR technology will put you in the shoes of your most sensitive friends, allowing you to experience the hurt and humiliation that you, too, can inflict on others. Remember, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can truly devastate me."
  • Safe Space: Join our exclusive online community where you can practice your newly acquired skills in a judgment-free zone. And if you slip up? No problem! Our moderators will gently correct your mistakes with a perfectly constructed, passive-aggressive reprimand. Keep screwing up and we may even put you in time-out for an entire 7 days as punishment for your wrong-think.
  • Ballz Out: Submit to us a picture of you dangling your balls on the face of a drunk passed out pirate. We will threaten to show everyone you know to keep you in line. We DON'T GIVEAFUK if that would be a felony in 34 of the lower 48. We are here to help you.
  • Woke Points: Earn Woke Points as you progress through our courses, and redeem them for the ultimate social justice warrior accessories, like reusable metal straws, ethically sourced avocado toast, BPA-free strap-ons, and vegan Birkenstocks.

    So, are you ready to join the ranks of the most sensitive humans on Earth?

    Sign up now for BeEoTcH.com's premium membership, and never again be accused of being "insensitive" or "offensive" or "literally a fucking terrorist Oh My Gawd!" Remember, in this world, it's better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.

    Disclaimer: This is a satirical site. Any resemblance to actual events or situations is purely coincidental. We aren't capable of teaching you anything, especially something as stupid as this. We can only leave you with this bit of advice. Cherish and protect your friendships. They may not last forever. If you have been amused, toss us some BTC. We may end up with enough one day to buy some Alex Jones vitamins or possibly pay for a subscription to Mug Club.

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